one time she beat me at the olympics, it was awesome
Raise your hand if your country has been personally victimized by Regina George.
That is so fetch.
On Fridays we wear gold.
I hear her legs are insured for $10,000.
I can’t win silver, I’m on an all-carb diet. GOD Russia you’re so stupid!
If you’re from Africa, why is your name white?
Oh my god, r4inbro, you can’t just ask someone why their name is white.
Stop trying to make Russia happen. It’s not going to happen!
Get in loser, we’re going running.
She’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Graciela Martins. We were best friends in the 2008 Beijing Olympics. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then at the World Championships, I started running my personal best which was totally awesome but then I moved to Niger, and Graciela was, like, weirdly jealous of it. Like, if I would blow her off to go running at the track, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for the Olympic qualifiers, which was an all-girls track meet, I was like, “Graciela, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re a Guinean.” I mean I couldn’t have a Guinean at my track meet. There were gonna be girls there from around the world. I mean, right? She was a GUINEAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of track because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the summer for the Olympics, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she’s in 7th place.
Sometimes the internet does great things.
“Good morning New York. I’m sorry to bother you. I’m not hungry. I do not want food or money, I just need a little support. I got dumped last week and I’m trying to give her space but I can’t do nothing. If you have any words of advice for me, a quote that resonates with you or a story about second chances, please raise your hand and I’ll come to you. I have sharpie markers and I’ll stay as long as it takes.”
Well I’ll take him, if she won’t.
Q: Who committed more fouls in the Spurs v. Clippers 2nd Round series: Tim Duncan or Blake Griffin?
A: Tim Duncan and Blake Griffin have never committed a foul, ever, since they’ve been born.
The question of whether or not this destroys my faith in humanity really depends on if her shoes are still on.
TABLET GIVEAWAY: I won this Samsung Galaxy Tab back in October and so far I’ve only used it a couple times, and that was to play Angry Birds. So in the name of minimalism, holiday spirit, and tumblr bonding, I’ve decided to give this away to one of my followers. All you have to do to enter is reblog this and make sure you’re following me. A winner will be chosen at random on Christmas.
